There are a ton of these scripts floating around so we thought we'd
follow the trend and write one! This one is all server side code,
like most of our stuff, and I really don't have too much to say about it
that isn't covered in the comments so give it a whirl and have some
fun with it. That said, you really should try and find a couple
minutes to take a good look at the code... I do lots of neat little
things in it. If you can't find at least a couple things that you
think are cool, you either didn't look hard enough or you really
need to get out more! ;)
